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EVIL is just LIVE spelled backwards
EVIL is just LIVE spelled backwards

drankinwatahmelin:

hejibits:

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever made

No. Shhh. It’s brilliant.

monobeartheater:

tyrelonmelon:

I’m this bunnies momma

ARE U KIDDIN ME ITS SMALLER THAN A PLAYING CARD ITS SO TINY AND CUTE WOW WOW WOWEEEE

monobeartheater:

tyrelonmelon:

I’m this bunnies momma

ARE U KIDDIN ME ITS SMALLER THAN A PLAYING CARD ITS SO TINY AND CUTE WOW WOW WOWEEEE

humancum:

rules of money:

  1. never use your own

I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

yousee-butyou-donot-observe:

mishasjockstrap:

soudcloud:

he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord

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If there is ever a day where I do not reblog this assume I’m dead.

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

tomato-teaparty:

you don’t know pain until you develop a crush on a minor character

jadehariey:

sukoshibot:

jadehariey:

jadehariey:

What’s the tallest buildings in your city?

THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES 

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I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.

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